Someone twittered that I should give up acting after seeing my ‘efforts’ in “Sorority Row”………

Funny that they haven’t noticed that I basically HAVE!  But I’ll try to make a real effort from here on out to stay off celluloid. I don’t think it will take much effort. Also, it was suggested that I look Yoda’s…

You guys, I just read a bunch of your posts and I have to say……….you’re all pretty much incredibly awesome.

Not even pretty much. Beautiful much. Much to the 9th power. SympatiCo. Kindred. I’ve come to find (on all fours) that if you talk to people with the best of yourself, you tend to get the…

Okay, gang, I’m totally sorry I said that shit that turned up on TV…..it’s inexcusable, though—-being human, I will attempt to illustrate how this happened…..that I said such an asinine thing.

So these creepy stalkerazzi were hovering around outside of that new-found den of iniquity, Mickey Fine Pharmacy, & a few of them followed me to…

I know i don’t really have the right to ask……I’m a public figure——Ive made an unspoken contract to keep that figure slim…….but still, I find myself wondering…….See, I think the folks that insult & mock celebrities who DARE to pack on ten pounds or—–God forbid——MORE than ten!…..I would think it only fair that they post a photo of themselves along with their poisonous observations! And you know what else would be SUPER cool??? Their IQ! ALL the numbers! An approximate count of Weight AND wisdom!

Yes, I’ve neglected my blog/obligations, but you’re in excellent company. My editor and publisher are clamoring for chapters and book titles and reassurance, oh my! And I’ve fallen WAY behind on a backlog of emails. Each day, I guiltily face the firing squad of communiques awaiting me online……., and after cowardly cringing before the sinister…

Since my last post I have been beset by requests to appear on all these Michael obsessed shows to talk about my “relationship” with Michael…. You know—- provide additional inside dope & insights on poor Michael’s untimely death & overly scrutinized life. Preferably they could get me to reflect on all this while sobbing. I…

Hello to one and all!

Tis I! Your intermittent blogmeister, back to provide you with inside information on The Late Michael Jackson. I was friendly with Michael. I believe that he considered us to be friends.

Micheal Jackson reading Carrie Fisher's Whishul Drinking

I visited him over the Christmas holiday at that weirdly expensive rental home somewhere here…

Well, here I am again, after a long, inexcusable interim. The only thing I can say in my defense, (and in no particular order), we were in New York  and kept fairly active, gamboling about, having meetings and seeing people and plays, along with the indisputable fact that I’m lazy and seemingly incapable of doing…

Sorry I’ve been MIA (missing in America—–& inaction) I’ve still been laying low, just not AS low. I’ve managed to include some exercise and outlining a new book. AND getting the gray out of my hair in preparation for Broadway. I’m also going to New York next weekend to present an award on the Tonys…

When I get caught up in the web of feeling, tied up til I’m completely ensnared in those slender threads of pain—–that’s when I realize that I’m out of any human reach——-out of the reach of rescue, but not out of harms way. You can’t kiss stuff like this and make it better—–sure, you could…