You guys, I just read a bunch of your posts and I have to say……….you’re all pretty much incredibly awesome.

Not even pretty much. Beautiful much. Much to the 9th power. SympatiCo. Kindred. I’ve come to find (on all fours) that if you talk to people with the best of yourself, you tend to get the…

Okay, gang, I’m totally sorry I said that shit that turned up on TV…..it’s inexcusable, though—-being human, I will attempt to illustrate how this happened…..that I said such an asinine thing.

So these creepy stalkerazzi were hovering around outside of that new-found den of iniquity, Mickey Fine Pharmacy, & a few of them followed me to…

I know i don’t really have the right to ask……I’m a public figure——Ive made an unspoken contract to keep that figure slim…….but still, I find myself wondering…….See, I think the folks that insult & mock celebrities who DARE to pack on ten pounds or—–God forbid——MORE than ten!…..I would think it only fair that they post a photo of themselves along with their poisonous observations! And you know what else would be SUPER cool??? Their IQ! ALL the numbers! An approximate count of Weight AND wisdom!

Hello to one and all!

Tis I! Your intermittent blogmeister, back to provide you with inside information on The Late Michael Jackson. I was friendly with Michael. I believe that he considered us to be friends.

Micheal Jackson reading Carrie Fisher's Whishul Drinking

I visited him over the Christmas holiday at that weirdly expensive rental home somewhere here…

Sorry I’ve been MIA (missing in America—–& inaction) I’ve still been laying low, just not AS low. I’ve managed to include some exercise and outlining a new book. AND getting the gray out of my hair in preparation for Broadway. I’m also going to New York next weekend to present an award on the Tonys…

I have placed vital items of survival of the holiday season online!!!

Take a look at the limited edition art, t-shirts & autographed memorabilia- ONLY sold here.

Don’t miss out on getting that autograph collecting, Star Wars worshiping, Wishful Drinker the gift of gifts this holiday season.

Regards,

E of E

-”Carrie Fisher has arrived on Broadway with the intention of clamping those unflattering Danish-pastry-shaped pieces right onto your head — I mean, figuratively, of course, though in the case of one (un)lucky selected audience member per show, literally. What’s more, you’re going to like it. A lot.” Ben Brantley