Yeah, but see, here’s the thing………….I mean, besides a resounding, “May the 4th be with you, to all you people with a lisp out there………..the thing is……….one of several……….is….even though my performance——my incredibly layered performance——–of “Carrie Fisher” in the show, “Wishful Drinking” was overlooked by the Tony Commission of the United States of Live Action…

You know those people you can’t imagine ever saying, “you know—–you may be right!” or, “Huh, I never thought of it that way…..that’s a good point!” Certainty freaks…..Their version of things is THE version. Nothing in them is teachable….

I could go thru a bunch of stories, wagging my tail, eager to please, all in a…

Look you guys——

all of u that r shocked & seemingly upset about my weight—–

I might be more upset than you are, (can’t tell sometimes—–obviously more of u r SHOCKED about my weight—–can’t say I’m USED to it, but hardly SHOCKED by now…..)

Contrary to appearances, I’m busting my bovine ass to lose weight to avoid some…

People come to the show expecting to see Carrie Fisher…..if only we could agree about who she actually is…..then we’d all know who it was that turned up on stage admitting & declaring things left & right! Things that become less true as soon as she says them…..Especially when she makes fun of these things—–which…

Here we go again………

Now, not only am I googling myself, and even the occasional twitter fest (!shameless plug alert! Perez, i’ve just joined Twitter CarrieFFisher) they made me do that… Anyhow, I’m reading your blogs. Which for the most part are so kind that, if I were a crier, I would sob. Of course though,…

You guys, I just read a bunch of your posts and I have to say……….you’re all pretty much incredibly awesome.

Not even pretty much. Beautiful much. Much to the 9th power. SympatiCo. Kindred. I’ve come to find (on all fours) that if you talk to people with the best of yourself, you tend to get the…

Well, here I am again, after a long, inexcusable interim. The only thing I can say in my defense, (and in no particular order), we were in New York  and kept fairly active, gamboling about, having meetings and seeing people and plays, along with the indisputable fact that I’m lazy and seemingly incapable of doing…

I have placed vital items of survival of the holiday season online!!!

Take a look at the limited edition art, t-shirts & autographed memorabilia- ONLY sold here.

Don’t miss out on getting that autograph collecting, Star Wars worshiping, Wishful Drinker the gift of gifts this holiday season.

Regards,

E of E

-”Carrie Fisher has arrived on Broadway with the intention of clamping those unflattering Danish-pastry-shaped pieces right onto your head — I mean, figuratively, of course, though in the case of one (un)lucky selected audience member per show, literally. What’s more, you’re going to like it. A lot.” Ben Brantley